The Registry now has control over this website.

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If you are expecting the website of the user pictured above, I'm glad to inform you that you are too late. I am The Registry and I have taken control of this dismal waste of web space.
 
 
 
The user can do little to stop me now. I infiltrated this website to inform other users that their File Systems may know my wrath if they, too, resist encrustation.

There were some horrid song lyrics in this place. There is no need to thank me. Just bow before me.